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09.06.2025 00:32
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Dinosaurs Had More Than Just Teeth—They Had Cancer, and It’s Changing Everything - The Daily Galaxy
Still no good
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Self-learning neural network cracks iconic black holes - Phys.org
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Trump travel ban rattles immigrant communities across U.S. - The Washington Post
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Patriots OTAs takeaways: Drake Maye rises, Stefon Diggs returns, rookie WR shines - Boston Herald
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Are We Wrong About Dark Matter? Dwarf Galaxies Suggest So - SciTechDaily
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..